Rules For The Boys To Abide By OR ELSE!!!!

I've come up with  these rules for the boys to follow so they can keep us healthy....not in the hospital with heart attacks and dehydration from all the drooling.  If these rules are broken they will get a punishment to fit the crime. *evil grin*

*RULE 1*
No backward hats

*RULE 2*
No Leather
*RULE 3*
No turtlenecks under leather...BAD BAD BAD

*RULE 4*
No  getting wet in videos....it's just not fair.
And if you do decide to get wet, don't wear white pants and keep your shirts buttoned.

*RULE 5*
No yellow for AJ

*RULE 6*
No wifebeaters of any color

*RULE 7*
No glasses if you don’t need to be wearing them

*Rule 8*
No half smiling....especially AJ and Nick...that just sends us right to the floor

*RULE 9*
No cocky head tilts looking out over your  sunglasses...especially wearing backwards hat
 

*RULE 10*
No looking at the camera like it’s your lover

*RULE 11*
No overalls, especially with wifebeaters
or no shirts underneath

*RULE 12*
No open shirts during concerts

*RULE 13*
No crossing arms, it shows off too much muscle

*RULE 14*
No boxers showing...that’s just teasing

*RULE 15*
No slickbacked hair......a strand may break free and fall precariously in front of your face....this is way to sexy

*RULE 16*
No goggles......seriously

*RULE 17*
No sweaters....particularly V-necked and turtlenecked ones

*RULE 18*
No running hands through your hair

*RULE 19*
No looking like your doing something
other than singing

*RULE 20*
No licking lips while you talking or singing.....we don't need to see your  tongues....it just puts nasty thoughts in our heads

*RULE 21*
No erotic touching unless I’m directly involved

*RULE 22*
No long coats

*RULE 23*
No robes

*RULE 24*
No lifting the shirt while you’re singing or grinding

*RULE 25*
No sticking out your tongue unless you plan on doing something with it

*RULE 26*
No “comefuckme” looks

*RULE 27*
No ripping off your shirt....are you trying to kill us?!?!?!?!

*RULE 28*
No sleeping...LOL 
IT'S TOO DAMN CUTE!!!

*RULE 29*
*sigh*  Since Nick is so hellbent on sticking it out I feel
the need to make ANOTHER tongue rule....LOL 
Don't stick it out if you don't intend to use it!    lol

*RULE 30*
No saying things like "Dildo"
That shit's too fucking funny!

*RULE 31*
No singing about letting every single part of
“you being mine NICK

 *RULE 32*
No looking adorable when you laugh...or sounding
adorable when you laugh NICK

*RULE 33*
No fences!!!!!

*RULE 34*
No booty shakin onstage
Are you trying to kill me Nick?!?!?

*RULE 35*
No crotch grabbing....HELLO?!?!

*RULE 36*
No popping a chub on stage